Seagull poop

They, whoever they are, says when a bird shits on you it is goodluck. Does it matter if it's a seagull? I have been shit on by one before, years ago. It landed on my lip. I thought it was just someone running by me and their wet bathing suit had splashed on me. NOPE. It was shit. On my lip. Did I say that yet?? My friend almost peeded herself when she looked at me and realized what I was telling her and I was very upset. Anyways, that's another story. The seagulls, plural I am assuming cause I got shit on 7 times, plus a splat on my bag and a few on the towel. I sat up and looked at it all. Thought "What am I gonna do??" Then the smell hit me. I almost vomited!!! Duh!! Go in the water! No matter how cold it is!!! Get all that trash and shit off my body!!! They eat trash and gross leftovers from gross people. HA! And from not gross people also but the visual I had in my mind was gross people. Not like it matters at all! The water was actually not that bad. YAY! I cleansed myself from seagull shit and went back to my towel(yes there was some poop drying up on it but I had just got there! I was not leaving yet!) Nothing too exciting happened after that. I was pissed I didn't take a picture.